australiansanta:

don’t tease your hair that’s bullying

(Source: australiansanta, via greetings)


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willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog


saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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(Source: saddestblogger, via retiredjesus)


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niknak79:

Listen to the D

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

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darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?


snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)


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vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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(via sammynosoul)


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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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(via hotboyproblems)


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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists