digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

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(via greetings)


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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via unattracted)


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okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call
legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone


sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via sayahaaa)


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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via dulect)


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simplysouthernxo:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

Oh my god yes to all of these.

(via hopeful-romantic123)


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I’ve never been more single in my entire life. What happened to that saying “stop looking and it will find you” ???


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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

You need to write a sci-fi book

(via dutchster)


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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via dutchster)


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radhomo:

my new favorite color
ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun


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