shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting


alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

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csidesuicide:

I will forever reblog this


kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 
yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs


diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

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tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days


You make my brain go crazy.

And update: his lips tastes as sweet as I expected.


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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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